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steel butts

[Realityissubjective @coolhanderik]

In case anyone ever wants to help me pay rent:
Venmo: @Evonhimmel

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

To gain permission to use Darth Vader for The Indian in the Cupboard (1995), the director simply called George Lucas and asked. The director was Frank Oz, the puppeteer and voice of Yoda.
Also totally forgot Steve Coogan was in this; his first Hollywood film appearance.

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

So he has three seats, right?

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Awful officiating. GREAT coaching move.

And then…

ICE MAN ANUNOBY shows again how insanely good a basketball player he is by knocking down three of the biggest free throws this series.

[the cone @mcflurry_slut]

Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

When NBC pans the camera to Donald Trump and there’s nothing but boos louder than Hulk Hogan turning heel at Bash At The Beach

It might be an all time clip

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Mitch says you wanna play? All day.

[GUIDED BY VOLCELS @xshowerbeersx]

If you’re a runner in New York and you almost collide with one person on a sidewalk, you don’t get to shake your head at them as you run away all sweaty in your spandex fetish gear. You are a pervert and should be on a list.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

This play is 1 of like 20 examples of how Brunson emptying the clip opens up the floor for everyone else, Spurs are terrified to let him go 1 on 1

[NBA Official @NBAOfficial]

Mitchell Robinson's (NYK) technical foul against Victor Wembanyama (SAS) at 4:56 of the 2nd quarter in Game 2 of the NBA Finals on 6/5/26 has been rescinded upon league review.

[Realityissubjective @coolhanderik]

@KayCSmooth @duglust He watched the Knicks in the ECF and saw they’re legit.

[Alex @65yOld_man]

Using sriracha was hipster once upon a time lol

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

J Lo proving GOAT status by dropping the only take on that show ppl get mad at. Every comedian on there goes ‘everything bagels do not actually have everything on them’ and then you have J Lo at 56 dropping heat that angers every editorial assistant from Glenview, Illinois.

[daniel goldhaber @chronopictures]

David Lynch made sure the crew of Eraserhead who worked for little to no money all had a financial stake in the movie. For many of them, it was a financial bedrock that lasted for their entire lives.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @nothoodg3nius]

Knicks Fans move like a military unit, tell em Jalen Brunson being held hostage at a remote island and they gone find a way to nuke that island

[Realityissubjective @coolhanderik]

@jeff23792752 @nickythegood No but I had heard about him being humble and zen and blah blah. Nah he’s just a 22 year old. Great player but the immaturity shows for sure.

[KNICKS BEAST @KnicksBeast]

I genuinely cannot thank you guys enough for the support. Grandpa spent all night reading the comments here beaming like a star.

He called me this morning to ask me to show this post to my Grandma, so proud. You uplifted him so much and I love you all for it. 💙🧡

[Gyal Ripken Jr @BigBichote]

Not even exaggerating but the Knicks are bringing all the bad joints out. Random bars got 8s and 9s walking around with Knicks gear on. How are you not happy?

[Realityissubjective @coolhanderik]

@douglaschu_ @_chabedoll