Luke

seeking serenity

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

hello pals, I have decided to participate in Dry July to raise funds for The Leukaemia Foundation, a charity close to my heart as a Leukaemia survivor. Any donation no matter how small would help them reach their goal of 0 blood cancer deaths by 2035 ❤️ https://t.co/DyCmsgAsmV

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@chlogriffin you need a housemate?

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

nuffies are an absolute gift to the world

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@t_js100 I don't live in Berwick anymore but I spent like 20+ years living there

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@t_js100 lmao that's my station

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@BigBidch hell yeag

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

it takes way too much investigationing to figure out who did which unforgiveable crime so i never know who is a good leftist & who is a bad one 😫

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

every time im away for a few hours i come back to some fresh new leftist culture war

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@spicynoise 🚨🚨

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

hello tweeters, what do you get a girl for her 5th birthday?

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@babooshkayay oh heck, yeah same

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@anyiarocks @thunderson23 @DaneCook an unwarranted violation

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

she has a sister who is 3 and they share everything/are best friends so I'm inclined to get her something they can both safely use. thanks for your help tweeters

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

so far I've had suggestions of non alcoholic beer, a card with scratchies in it & cash. thanks gang, i'll get her all 3. it is a milestone after all

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@notbr__ fuck they're cunts aren't they

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@ApeGotFire @babooshkayay she may win $10,000!!! we should instill that gambling mindset early

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@hamsang8 already had my head belted in by a group of drunk blokes once, not gearing for a second

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

the last time i wanted to go to a nightclub this badly i was in my early 20s. can't wait to have a second wind of youth in my 30s

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@Dylan_Trickey lmao

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@thunderson23 @DaneCook

[Luke @coolhandIeluke]

@thunderson23 @DaneCook FUCK