i am the sun

you never saw it coming

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accosted by women in the bathroom that couldn’t believe this is my natural curl and colour x it has given me energy for the next millennia

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@bing_fingus_ omg yays

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hi everybody what’s the good news

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come
To Fitzroy if you want to fight

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something truly insane has just happened and none of my moots are awake

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who up sending ‘r u mad at me’ to dealers on signal

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wow

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hey bridgeheads

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must the can collectors do it at 11pm outside my window

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i solemnly swear to never to get an infinity bridesmaids dress again

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@quiet_homeboy But they are so good

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i always mix up idris elba and ansel elgort

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@subwayenjoyer69 @do_not_test_me was gonna respond but then i thought better not join you on that list

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hey everyone it’s old bridg

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@bing_fingus_ let a man think about meal deals

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@quiet_homeboy person busting into your ex’s room HEY GIRLIE

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going to get a boyfriend so i can find out if i have sleep apnea

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found this pic on my phone so it’ll do for a classic late night unscheduled bridgey hello

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@RudiEdsall I cackled and ran out to show my housemates

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eating a sandwich at midnight: ‘im bulking for when i join the gym next week’