Astronomy Tortoise

bike rider, car hater, city enjoyer, country soul, cowboyish, bier drinker, coffee maker, pasta cooker. also I take pictures.

[Astronomy Tortoise @CoolhandTan]

Twitter as I knew it is definitely gone. Ciao

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GTA IV radio news segment about the police department’s battle against brutality accusations. Great bit of satire

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"im posting-pilled" "im in my post era" ; no you're of no value to society. You can't even contribute original humor. go answer the door your mcdonalds delivery is here

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Well. My twitter just became X. Bye

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@NoContextHumans SODA!

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No I think she’d be much older now

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

what the Mona Lisa would look like today according to AI!

Via: @gianpaolorosa

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Damn he was bad at it the whole time

[The Guardian @guardian]

I recently got sober – and have stopped enjoying sex with my husband https://t.co/nxRRGEuHN6

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@historyinmemes It’s so over for him

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As soon as Twitter becomes X I will leave. It’s been a good run y’all

[paul de revere @pderevere]

oppenheimer (2023)

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The ending of The Godfather part II is phenomenal

[Astronomy Tortoise @CoolhandTan]

Little Bobby Oppenheimer is that you?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is an 11K scan of a Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer frame in 70 mm IMAX film in 1:43:1 format (the file is 500 MB for 85 Megapixels )
https://t.co/0RqkCI8Lzt

[Astronomy Tortoise @CoolhandTan]

So good

[Daily Squibs @DailySquibs]

BOOGIE NIGHTS (Anderson, 1997)

[hard mike @buffetbreaker]

this is something an absolutely cooked Jesse Pinkman would be watching when Walter kicks down his door and starts screaming at him

[Astronomy Tortoise @CoolhandTan]

Bout to do stupid stuff for a girl. Let’s go

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Wish I had coffee on this train

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@The_Underburbs Crazy! Happened to me too, but in reverse. By the time I got everyone to finally look at the ceiling it was gone…