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@spookysadhbh Love your sweary passion for history. Awesome.

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Back in Half a Minute #HalfAMovie

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Awaiting Inspiration #HalfAMovie

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Please Insert Coin #HalfAMovie

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@jasonlytle Talking of staged photos... here’s some of you on stage with Mark and Kevin at V Festival, Chelmsford UK 2001. Delighted to find them in my stuff the other day. Mark came on during your set to sing on He’s Simple and then you guys helped out on Homecoming Queen. It was 100% real.

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@absoluteradio @bushontheradio Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan

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In another world I heard @jasonlytle do the most beautiful, soul releasing cover of Peter Gabriel’s “Solsbury Hill”, it was pure beatification. Then I woke up here, and nothing I heard since was quite as good.

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Glad-we've-buried NHS-tevial
#NameTheToryGlasto

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Do you, do you, do you,
Do you want to wank?
#replaceDancewithWankinasong

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And when you get the choice to sit it out or wank, I hope you wank...
#replaceDancewithWankinasong

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Callin' out! Round the world! Brand new beat! Summer's here and time is right, for wanking in the streets...
#replaceDancewithWankinasong

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She's got a body under that shirt, but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt. Cos, I can't wank... #replaceDancewithWankinasong

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Wank away the heartache, wank away the pain...
#replaceDancewithWankinasong

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And when she shines she really shows you all she can, Oh Rio, Rio, wank across the Rio Grande. #replaceDancewithWankinasong

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Spare thought for teacher of #jonplatt daughter... whatever DVDs they put on for last week of summer term this July better be bloody good.

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"Hang on boys, Kendall Jenner's coming... act normal." #PEPSI #Kendall_Jenner

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Does @realDonaldTrump's #travelban mean Santa Claus will have to have a face-to-face interview to renew temp visa? #Xmas2017 #jeapordised

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#Inauguration

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Decrease peace, accelerate hate.
#2016in4words