Ramen God

Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can a Trump supporter explain why this is necessary without sounding like an utter sociopath

[Ramen God @coolitbaker]

@aj_burns719 Bo Ner

[Ramen God @coolitbaker]

@JoeSoSavage Congrats!

[vituperativeerb @vituperativeerb]

I think a violent coup to undo the results of an election was worse if I’m being honest

[The Limousines @TheLimousines]

thanks for continuing to listen to our dumb asses

[˖ cas ✴︎ is unique ᵎᵎ @jellyousieun]

see shes better than me because if i was her i’d call him a fat cunt on national television

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

We need to double the fluoride in the water and add ozempic and adderall too

[117 @aamirahnajme]

Kamala pls stop having people txt my phone im voting for you mama

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

“Women don’t make good leaders” - A man who doesn’t know how to make a doctor’s appointment for his kid.

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Now that’s a border crisis if I’ve ever seen one

[stef @meritforsadness]

Yeah the aurora borealis is a thing of beauty but I’d rather see those areolas let’s berealis

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

Substance abuse!