Kelsi Cooley

Master Trainer | Nutritionist | Life Coach | Mami 💝
I like Tweeting cute things my kid says!

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[Kelsi Cooley @coolkelsi]

I finally had to tell my kid it was actually called a 'porta potty' and not a 'quarter potty' 💔

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Versai asking if I'm gonna get "revenger" on her during our game of 'Trouble' 😆

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My 5 year old telling me she likes her "Fruit-a-loo" underwear the best 🍇 she remembered the name from when I was searching for more of the @FruitOfTheLoom brand for her when we were shopping, like 6 months ago. Kid remembers everything.

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My 5 year old telling me only female mosquitos bite since they need the protein from our blood to make larvae, who knew? 🦟

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My kid calling vanilla extract "Vanilla Extra"

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My kid just called postage stamps "America Stickers" 🥰 🇺🇸

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@Diane_Warren Omg send me one let me sing it 🤞

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My 5 year old called a jet ski a "motorcycle boat" and I feel like she's not wrong

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I'll be so sad when my kid realizes it's "donkey kong" and not "honkey honk"

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"If someone is mean, be nice anyway...don't let people change you"
-Versai, 4 years old

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As you level up in the game, it brings more difficult challenges. You either lose and give up, or keep trying and win 🏆 💯

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@lucylocket1700 @DeanWhatty I have it and I'm a woman. It's called muscle.

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My kid calling getting electrocuted getting "zig zagged" might be the cutest thing she's said today ⚡️

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Studio sessions are therapy sessions, healing happening bar by bar #musicislife

[Jeremy Wayne Tate @JeremyTate41]

In 1973 there were roughly 13,000 homeschool students in America.

Today it is over 5 million.

[Oliver Anwar @theoliveranwar]

Burpees are a great way to never build muscle and hate doing exercise.

Avoid.

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

You’re nothing without discipline.

[Kelsi Cooley @coolkelsi]

@NicoleArbour Eh. Maybe just keep that to yourself. Super cringey and I hate the word cringey. But that's what this tweet is.

[Kelsi Cooley @coolkelsi]

@NicoleArbour Happy tears from me!! Love you Nicole, you are a force ❤️‍🔥