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I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work. http://t.co/MZNcQfr5VQ

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They should sell flags for fake countries so people can burn them without offending anyone. http://t.co/wxXk8RuAB6

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If eye fucking is a thing, my husband probably has opthalmic herpes from Haley at the burrito store. http://t.co/CDC5I5gH

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If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died. http://t.co/n8IFX0cJ