Antifa Vagitator

Chronic sufferer of dumb bitch disease

[Antifa Vagitator @coolkidtess]

Changing my display name to Cold Lasagna Pussy

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

the fact that I wasn’t nominated for best country song this year is proof that the Grammys are rigged

[Sarah Boon #StopTheShock @Saraheboon]

Short-term memory in general is more or less non-existent.

[Sarah Boon #StopTheShock @Saraheboon]

Your mind never stops, it’s extremely hard to switch off at night to sleep.

[Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime]

Hotness is an unjust hierarchy

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

two in the pink, one in the monsters inc.

[Lilit- None Gender: Left Beef @Cheerio_Buffet]

Fry is a penguin. Look at him go.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

celebrities when ppl are looting
vs when police brutality happens

[Antifa Vagitator @coolkidtess]

@DiskJockeyMozz Aw shit

[Ludwig’s Holy Babe @oldwitchsring]

yes i’m hot. yes i have a big ass. and yes i have a chemical imbalance in my brain.

[Lilit- None Gender: Left Beef @Cheerio_Buffet]

Nobody is born straight.
You chose to watch How I Met Your Mother, and that's on you.

[Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime]

An-caps are what happens when you want to feel like you're rebelling against the man, but don't want to change the fact that you share the man's horrible views on race, sexuality, and gender.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Men: I want a girl who is thicc but not fat with boobs so big she’s in danger of being smothered while jogging, and she has to be smart but not smart enough to make me insecure and she she can’t make more money than me but can’t be a gold digger

What they look like:

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Unsettling or satisfying? You decide

[Antifa Vagitator @coolkidtess]

Me during BDSM negotiation

[Antifa Vagitator @coolkidtess]

Hate how good it feels mentally to have been awake for almost seven hours and only consumed half a green smoothie.

[Antifa Vagitator @coolkidtess]

@leftistthot420 Exotic 2016

[ria @sliingc]

a movie doesn’t always have to be good in order for it to be good. no i will not elaborate on that

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Looking forward to seven months of being told that I love Donald Trump because of even the mildest criticism of Joe Biden.

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

every woman is bi. it's your job to find out if it's sexual, polar, or onicle