Colleen Cookie

a parrot. so far just a parrot.

[Whole Foods UK @WholeFoodsUK]

#WFMPiccadilly had fun yesterday at @LondonLGBTPride #FreedomTo #PrideinLondon #LondonPride #pride2014 ;p

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

RT and Fave if you're #TeamBianca! Tell Ru you want @TheBiancaDelRio to be America's Next Drag Superstar! #DragRace

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

BIANCA DEL RIO! It bears repeating... BIANCA DEL RIO! #TeamBianca @RuPaulsDragRace

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

So who wants me to name an alarm after them?

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

My documents came back in time to go home for Christmas! Thanks @RoyalMail !!! #homeforxmas

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

"England- the land of no public toilets" @onlydanlewis #toilets # england #bladderproblems

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

@onlydanlewis HOW DO I DO TWITTER?

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

http://t.co/HM7DwUVijm
how have I never seen this before!? #words

[Dane Baxter @TheCallMeTheDr]

Is it weird to want a GBF when you're everyone's GBF?

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

Fish sticks on a sandwich???

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

@michaelianblack anyone who uses more than three words is regularly!

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

@onlydanlewis @fullerthanyou @M_LaBarthe you are the sun that shines on my bum

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

naked mannequins! the emperor's new clothes are so in this spring!

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

i think i am winning.

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

i'm officially that bitch who won't get off your treadmill #ladygaga #mates

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

@VirginActiveUK how about one free extra key for new members? Im a poor grad student and i lost mine! :-) #wouldn'titbenice

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

bumped into someone in a hurry to the tube. so then i went back in time rolled a red carpet out for him and made all his trains go faster.

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

Too broke to get a haircut so Im just pretending i have a new one #imagination #poor

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

@SoloSelene awesome. Yeah this is colleen i just reopened my twitter from years ago! Im great Im in London. How have you been?

[Colleen Cookie @coolleenmachine]

@SoloSelene what song?! Got a lot of writing to do today.