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[Hunter Kozak 🧦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @HunterEKozak]

The cut to the first audience member is so good. He just can’t believe his eyes. He’s daring to dream.

[𝒹𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓎 @daisandconfused]

romanticizing the air quality index

[foks @ExaltedFoks]

The US soccer team losing like that broke me out of a month long state of summer haze. Had my first cogent thought the other day. I felt melancholy again yesterday, for the first time in a while. Those bastards were so inept I’ve been jolted back to consciousness

[Jonathan Newman @NewmanJ_R]

Just want to make all the Europeans aware that this little closet for storing tees at a little league baseball complex in Alabama is air conditioned very nicely.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This is US’s year. We got a guy wearing a fishing shirt coaching his dick off.

[Tom Egbers @EgbersTom]

I try to help out

[Sash @sashedelic]

Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands

[turtle @ijustplayedfort]

The coastal elites will never understand Midwest summer. I feel so bad for them

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

Every time I see the Shrek logo, I'm reminded that the designer had a fundamental misunderstanding of the letter S.

Those things on top aren't on the letter S. I'm not sure what they were trying to achieve.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Hadn’t quite got the hang of it yet had they

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

when a wedding speech has "but in all seriousness" u know it's time to stop laughing and lock the fuck in

[coolman @coolman_1999]

@TheAtlantic @Tyler_A_Harper Please don’t give miller lite the PBR treatment. Just be normal.

[gb @im_gayb]

28 year old in Chicago:

[coolman @coolman_1999]

@triflindoug48 Get Jamo’s up and moving around.

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I've fucking had it with these caps with slogans on them. A cap should say Pepsi or Harley Davidson on it

[coolman @coolman_1999]

@ReseRice4 It’s because athletes are getting faster and more explosive. The amount of physical load day in and day out is unnaturally great and hence more injuries.

[Steve Palec @stevepalec]

Yankee’s Aaron Judge is indeed a large man but he completely disappears behind my double cheeseburger.

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit