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big fan of going to mcdonalds

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I listened to Audrey Hobert for the first time on the way to work this morning and now I’m one of her strongest soldiers

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@itsbinnibitch When I asked about the dress code in my interview and the response was 10+ mins of “oh well we will never force our servers to wear more revealing clothing, you might see it a lot but we absolutely do not imply you should” should have told me everything I needed to know lmao

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This was in the employee handbook of a restaurant I was working at in 2019-2020 and like to revisit it every once in a while lol

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They don’t know what a Spotify wrapped is

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Thinking of shit we had to do in 2020 that’s just insane to think about now. Like remember when grocery store aisles were one way only to avoid face to face contact

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97 year old lettuce that makes you shit the old fashioned way

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Peggy Hill:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Meheehoo. Meheeho!"

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Just found out about candy. This shit is so good

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I’ve been seeing a lot of local in-home “bakeries” pop up lately and was wondering what’s the deal. Turns out in Oklahoma you can just run a bakery out of your house and not be subject to health/food safety inspections and you don’t need a license or permit lol

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Eating the lettuce that makes you shit violently

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Diarrhea is going to be a huge topic during the midterms

[CNN @CNN]

An outbreak of diarrhea caused by the parasite cyclospora has risen to more than 3,000 cases in Michigan and Ohio, and the ongoing investigation suggests lettuce or salad greens may be the source.

However, Michigan health officials said other foods can’t be ruled out and no specific type, grower or supplier has been identified as the source. https://t.co/UT0r5kbgM5

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Lindsey Graham died of a broken heart after realizing he didn’t want to go on without Mitch McConnell

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Too much learned helplessness on my timeline. Many are saying they have time blindness when they just suffer from severe executive dysfunction. Probably too busy tweeting about how getting upset for lateness is ableist when they gotta be somewhere less than 5 minutes

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Just realized I haven’t posted in 2 months lol

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The iPhone 420

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That’s Ivysaur dumbass

[Pokémon Posts @pokemon_psts]

Bulbasaur was surprised Pikachu could mimic him 😭

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When Hannah and Elijah do coke on a Wednesday night. Also when they go to the beach house and Hannah can’t go into the grocery store because she’s wearing just a wet bathing suit and no shoes and she was like “ITS A BEACH TOWN”

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

In honor of ‘GIRLS’ turning 14, tell us your favorite moment from the series.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

I’m still on Twitter, cuz I gave up my morals a long time ago!!!

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Grown ass man named Scooter lol

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I am just dying to try casino butter honestly