olivelover97

i’ll be dead soon

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

the reasonable inference would be that claude AI or whatever reclassified “subway sandwiches restaurants” as charity due to to their failing business. but trust me i am wealthy and generous

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

yep. im a wealthy benefactor. i don’t post so much anymore because im allocating my enormous philanthropic bequest

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

it was a relief that i was already dead

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

6-8 olives

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

are you available to hop on zoom quick i need to yell into void

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

olive juice on the rocks for myself, barkeep

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

my olive order was destroyed in transit. i suspect nefarious Orange Juice longs had a hand in this. and i will not let the matter rest

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

@hegelhoudtvanme i would be completely at peace here

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

my affinity for olives is unrelated to the status of the regional olive magnate’s as counterparty to my illiquid orange juice swaps

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

old ma prudence: don't you ever imagine yourself settling down on a homestead with a wife and kids instead of gambling away your days on this wretched boat

*i turn away from the riverbank and walk across the boat to look at the other riverbank*

its not in the cards

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

i enjoy olives quite a bit

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

smiling due to my love of all peoples

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

me: $280,000

french woman: ooo la la…..

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

one syllable. one vowel.

$280,000

[Tage @TageErlinger]

This is the future. Take note.

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

yeah, i’m thinkin im gonna need $280,000

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

babe the way you buy stocks that are about to be delisted from their exchanges is so attractive

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

you receive: a jpeg of my cat
i receive: $280,000 dollars usd dollars

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

@TageErlinger can i interest you in becoming the counterparty to my portfolio of illiquid orange juice derivatives

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

one word, pal: $280,000 Net Of Income Tax Withholding