𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶

she/her ❁

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

i have never felt real, full-fledged bi panic until last night holy shit

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

capri sun is just sugar water out of a tin foil bag

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

all my exes really come out the woodwork at the SAME TIME all together every single year without fail

can y’all be so fr like why are you bothering me

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

love that new chappell roan song

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

you either die a hero or live long enough to have a residency in vegas

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

like what…? walking my ass across the bay bridge 🤦🏼‍♀️ bruh be so fr right now

[BART @SFBART]

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[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

@sbvertigo hahahaha fuck!!!

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

@sbvertigo is it cheating if i know the answer hahah

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

@sirTRIPLN 🫡🫡🫡

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

grown ass adults who go out of their way to make fake social media accounts to harass people they have never even met or spoken to…..literally what, why? lmfao keep your sad life to yourself and stop projecting on to others 💋 therapy may help! get well soon 🫶🏻

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

i need to see taylor swift tonight whyyyyy are tickets $1000 still

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

@sbvertigo ok i’m hungry now

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

@julesofenergy hahahaahahahahah i’m tired of men

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

men on dating apps be like "6'2….if that matters 🙄" and i’m like bro you’re wearing a rick & morty tshirt and ripped moto jeans, you’re making me 6'2 my stomach

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

i just rode on the back of a custom harley sportster to treasure island and back holy fuck that was fun

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

not cocaine found in the west wing of the white house i am weaaaaakk 💀💀💀

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

i hate when bart screeches and creaks, like??? get me tf off this death trap immediately lmfao. i just out my airpods on noise cancelling mode and pretend it’s not happening 🤪

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

@_josephwilliam same fr

[𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔴𝔱𝔶 @coolperolike]

the only thing calming timmy down rn during the fireworks is me rubbing his back and singing “all too well (10 minute version)(taylor’s version)(from the vault)” while it plays over my speaker 🥺🥺🥺🐶🩵 instantly relaxed boi