Kyle Jon

Aspiring Screenplay writer, podcaster, film critic. self proclaimed fantasy football guru

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[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

@RoquanSmith1 thank you for winning my fantasy matchup up for me this week.

You the real MVP

#IDP #YouDownWithIDP

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

Wow @NFL this taunting penalty is ridiculous. In no way should that call be used to dictate the outcome of a game especially on a EXTREMELY questionable call like the Marsh call.

#embarrassing #funpolice

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

@AdamSchefter Marlon Mack?

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

So we cancel Gruden for emails (rightfully so)...but Desean Watson is getting paid 10+ million while he has 21 sexual assault cases open on him....

Yeah something's not right. I know due process and everything but with this many open cases his pay should be frozen atleast.

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

Thanks @GetUpESPN and @danorlovsky7 you just made my dogs freak out

#barkingatthescreen

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

@ImNotRobGudgeon Did you draft him? Is that why you're saying this lol

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

Yet another reason Urban Meyer should have never been hired by @Jaguars

Bang up job Jags....bang up job

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

@espn now that there's a vacancy in your programming I think it's time to give @ryansmithtv his own show instead of him being a sub for Greeny.

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

Urban Meyer was one of the worst decisions the @Jaguars could have made. He's going to ruin Lawrence. Bone head move after bone head move.

Why wasn't Eric Bieniemy hired? He would do wonders with a talent like Lawrence.

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

Wow @EAMaddenNFL really no update to relocation teams/uniforms for like 4 straight seasons? No create a team...you know @2K is going to bring the smoke next season right?

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

#flulastrong

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

It hilarious how the @packers are now trying so hard to get @AaronRodgers12 back that they're basically alienating their relationship with Jordan Love. And I thought the team I follow was a dumpster 🔥 lol

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

@FedEx and that's when they aren't just throwing my packages onto my driveway barely getting out of the vehicle.

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

@FedEx your delivery drivers are awful, every day they deliver they park in my driveway (which leads to the front door) and they STILL feel the need to walk across my lawn. WTH

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

@ImNotRobGudgeon Hopefully it doesn't hit until after. Congrats my dude

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

If you can't go to a game without spewing racist garbage, or without throwing shit at players then sorry attending a sporting event is not for you. Stay home and wreck your own shit.

#ProtectOurPlayers

[Alex Kennedy @AlexKennedyNBA]

We're about to give away the first @NBATopShot pack and @rudygobert27 is hanging out with us! WATCH: https://t.co/gTK2GEvlx6

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

@ImNotRobGudgeon Gunna have to wait to find out lol

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

@FinishrPS4 @nbatopshot @gtrentjr @Raptors Absolutely should be a @nbatopshot moment

#minted

[Kyle Jon @coolranchfingas]

Brent "I don't know what leg day is" Crystals

@bertkreischer @tomsegura