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I can't believe I made a new twitter account in 2024 but goddamn I need to be an RGG freak at people | old as Kiryu (Yakuza 4 edition)

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@SECR3TSOUP thank god I dont associate with anyone young enough to say this

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@SECR3TSOUP my decrepit elder brain does not even parse this as yeah

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@SECR3TSOUP the doc said people take way too much melatonin and way too close to bed. take it three hours before you want to go to bed and no more than 1mg. I've also seen expert advice to take it 12 hours before you want to be awake

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@SECR3TSOUP I have pro melatonin strats from a circadian rhythm specialist if u are interested

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@SECR3TSOUP someone said he looks like yassified zach braff and I can't ever unsee it

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@SECR3TSOUP I stand with u brother

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if you don't love shinada you're a fake yakuza fan

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the longer I'm into yakuza the less I like kazumaji

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@SECR3TSOUP as the poet said, nobody likes you when you're 23

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@mayonaka_mikan if we all focus our energies maybe we can manifest it

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@SeptSapphire277 I thought about this for several hours and this has to be a thing only for like, children who read minecraft youtuber fic

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@CrushoSupreme I'd like to thank my co-author, crate and barrel

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@hirusugi_mikan GOD IT'S SO GOOD WHEN IT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT

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@hirusugi_mikan presumably his nipples were too normal to be displayed as unpleasant nipples, though

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@hirusugi_mikan it's crazy how sometimes someone just looks EXACTLY like the manga version, like the yakuza with the beard in the three bears cabin

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@SECR3TSOUP he's washing down panna cotta with milk he's a freaq

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@SECR3TSOUP ough shape

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@SeptSapphire277 imo it's the only true flavor of minedai

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@piratingsoup he'd be like trying to refill Kazu's drink

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@piratingsoup HA HA WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING IN THIS CLUB