robert christgau's foreskin

world champion of magnet swallowing / gassy balding cageboy / fake gooncel / dry jerker / two-handed wiper / friend to man and beast alike / hair fetishist

[robert christgau's foreskin @coolratguy]

Sorry bro I don't want to play your low poly roguelite ultrakill-inspired boomer shooter I'm trying to play with my frenulum here

[Zhenity @zhenyamoder]

i genuinely think this might be my favorite video ever

[robert christgau's foreskin @coolratguy]

Shorty a money hungry vampire she must think this shit the Coney stream

[⚢ ḧ̶̨͓̭̝́́eather̶͇̲͖͒́̕ͅ (ᵈʳ ᵖᵉᵖᵖᵉʳ ᶠᵃᶜᵗˢ)🌸🌺🔆 @That0neHeather]

Taylor Lorenz got my account on BlueSky black listed and called me a Trump supporting Covid denialist because I said she shouldn’t dogpile a widow who took wedding photos with her dying husband without masks. She is a straight up liar when someone proves her wrong.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

im cryin man u dont even get the full fuckin game for $80😭😭😭

[Captain Ziri (ⴰⵎⵣⵡⴰⵔ ⵣⵉⵔⵉ) ꑭ @NormBreaker3]

Notice what he isn't doing?

[Goro Revjima 🎟️ @RevClownn]

Next you’ll tell me to be grateful this games even coming out

[Tᕼᗩᗩᒪ🟡 @Sinestros_Myte]

2 movies in and dcu fans talking like it’s a rebuild year for a sports team

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[Lolwutburger (check my linktree!) @lolwutburger]

this is western animation's equivalent to the akira bike slide at this point

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey "lmfao" is actually really problematic (has swear word in it) sooooo if you could please say something like "thats so laughy taffy" or "im gigglemode" next time please

[robert christgau's foreskin @coolratguy]

@tippity MAL users put that shit at 4th all time with one episode out, undeniable proof the entire site is populated by cattle

[robert christgau's foreskin @coolratguy]

@B00K0FTRIBE I've never seen a more obvious race play account. 90 bucks says half of her followers are black guys w humiliation kinks who post mori calliope feet pics

[SĒBU‼️ @SEBUTHEWORLD]

“complex and challenging” were Paw Patrol and Cailou the only shows you’ve ever watched ever before TADC

[regan @reganyeah]

let me guess… you’re:
-Broke
-5’2
-A chill pedophile that regrets his past decisions

This profile is the place for you. My course to self improvement linked down below 👇

[qt 🍉 @QuietTomato]

analyzing the image

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

lmfao

[Slash 🌚 @SlashBeuh]

Ultra Ball is an amazing rank cuz you can genuinely tell what moves people put on their mons being actual trauma responses

[Yab @the_yabb]

>sell a game not worth it's price (70$)
>sales do not meet expectations

i wonder why sega