Sean Holloway

Just happy to be here / Comedy wannabe / One-time Jeopardy loser / Software @ IMDb

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

Quiz Boy: Retrospective of a Life on the Buzzer

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im so stupid FUCK

[LifeHaxx101 @LifeHaxx101]

You have been using a shovel wrong your whole life

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Nobody had to repeatedly insist that the cell phone or the internet were "inevitable", they just suddenly were everywhere, because they were actually innovations people *wanted*

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

Never watched Euphoria bc it could never stand up to the version I've built in my head just from the clips I get on Twitter

[ricardo @ricardoshor99]

o pior momento da vida da rue é sempre o próximo, O QUE FOI ISTO? #euphoria

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In Matrix Reloaded there’s a sex scene with a prolonged closeup on Neo’s face as he clearly climaxes, leading the viewer to think “this must imply that they’re going to have a baby, otherwise why include this”

and yet,

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I believe that every woman is a mother

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Frustrating seeing people getting riled up by hantavirus tweets from Polymarket/Kalshi/unusual_whales, they’re absolutely succeeding in driving people to their predictions and branding themselves as “news”

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

The first warning shot for the decline of user end software quality had to be the advent of "remind me later" in place of "no" on prompts

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@offbeatorbit As much as I roll my eyes at her "leeky chicky sando with a whole lotta kale" type naming, I have to admit I make her coffee soda just about weekly

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Evil AI slop aside, why is Betty White hanging out with Hitler

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

Last night, they played 'Michael Jackson' the movie in heaven where MJ, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Walker and several others watched.

[gant @gantisdant]

pulled out maybe the most classic pocket contents of all time last night

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

Sorry but I could kick this thing’s ass

[The Scientific Lens @LensScientific]

Despite being just one cell, Lacrymaria olor is a formidable predator that hunts and consumes other microorganisms.

📽: James Weiss

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

We’re doing Vampire Weekend discourse again, the 2010s are BACK

[alice alice @alicealeph0]

cant believe millenials allowed themselves to think a band just writing paul simon graceland tracks but from the pov of collegiate old money wasps was cool

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The Pitt discourse on here is illuminating because it’s like… is this who I’m hearing political takes from during the rest of the year??

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

Self-ascribed “fandom” is so maddening, from what I can see it’s just people declaring that they care the most about a work, then asserting thay that gives them a stake in the creative ownership and a free pass to be parasocial with its creators

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did the three stooges ever touch tips

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Is that not Glen Powell in a wig

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Dave Grohl said he has been going to therapy "six days a week" and discussed the reaction to his admission of infidelity in a new interview.

More: https://t.co/VEop4h6gdo

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

Damn it I've forgotten to account for "I Love It" by Icona Pop feat. Charli XCX

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Humanity's greatest accomplishments of the 21st century:
- HBO's Girls
- The Doritos Locos Taco
- CERN's Large Hadron Collider
- The "Nine Delights" tweet
- Elden Ring

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

BREAKING: Bjork reveals it's been pronounced "buh-jork" this whole time

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

Telling my boss "I haven't written a single line of code in weeks" and hoping he thinks it means I'm doing AI bullshit