Calvin Bryant

SC IG TT @coolspiff Corporate P. Music. Money. Math.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Stuff I like to aim for in #smashbrosultimate

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

A whole week with my wife in the hospital makes me really applaud single moms. Papa Spiff got it done though 💪🏾 Kool Aid and Frozen Pizza 🍕

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

As a booster, 1/4 of my requests were for diapers. Hurts my heart to see a literal baby shot over 9 dollars and change.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Jesus is King.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Gen Z in a loneliness epidemic but dudes 30 and up are getting caught cheating left and right. You can dress like us lil boy but you can’t clone the swag.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Klay heard that new Tory Lanez and wouldnt stop playing it around the house.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

A whole 2 decades early. Called it. #Boondocks

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

I grew up on Snoop Dogg. It is mentally, physically, emotionally and spritually impossible for me to give a fuck about what a bitch has to sayyyyyy. 🙏🏾#respectfully

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

I really wish I could do something to help yall figure it out.

[Mastery Mindset @_masterymindset]

He literally explains why you can’t focus.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

True happiness is watching your kids play, learn, laugh, love and grow.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Everyone hating on life talking about same old 💩. Nigga smile 😃 breathe 🧘 get air. Be at peace. Prepare for war. Praise The Lord. 🙏🏾🙌🏾🥷🏾

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Operation Midnight Hammer lmao. I won’t lie I’m stealing that.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

6 more rounds. Knock his brother out too.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Old Man Silva still got it. 🥊 💪🏾 👴🏾

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

They keep bringing up Puka and that Jew joke from Tuesday…… So only white presidents can say racist 💩. Got it. 👌🏾

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Sad part is that “Cracker Coach Kevin” energy is still rampant throughout the workforce in America. But y’all don’t care 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How the Browns coach be treating Shedeur 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🏈

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Fantasy football playoffs is the is the ultimate nonchalant test.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

The one good thing about modern dating is incels keep striking out and boss bitches get ghosted. Losers make more losers and yall ain’t getting chose.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

I ain’t tripping, tripping. Just a little saddened my family, peers, and generation spent a decade eliminating our offspring and now can’t or won’t replicate.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

Before you even start.

I don’t want your pussy, Bitch.

You took the vaccine 💉.

[Calvin Bryant @coolspiff]

2 of the Biggest Sluts I went to college with settled down with typical ugly, fat, short tech bros.

The only logical cure for the loneliness epidemic.

A bitch with options will choose a nigga with options.

A nigga with options will never choose one.

-Last American Dad