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This mug says "probably whiskey" on it, which is supposed to imply that you have a drinking problem and that whatever you're slurping, it's probably whiskey. Get it? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ohhh my.

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I love two things; gaming on the go and wearing really tight yoga pants. Unfortunately, this means that I look quite weird with a huge console stuffed down my crotch. But lucky for me there's a teeny tiny solution to this problem

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"At least I believe in you. Me, a piece of paper" and "Happy? It won't last!". Amusing enough, but I want to see cookies that tell me my son will need a kidney transplant, or that I'll choke on this cookie and soil myself before the night is out.

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This security camera is one of the least crappy looking devices out there on the market. It was designed by the man who made Sodastream Source, so you know it's badass.

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Everyone likes a nice pair of converse.

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Using skin suction treatment, the silicone mit apparently helps blood circulation by sucking up your skin like a shiatsu massage.

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Fish-shaped waffles that you can fill with anything from red bean paste, custard, chocolate and cheese through to broken glass, nails, excrement and bleach, depending on who you're serving and how much you hate them.

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Beer coolers are quite hefty, and hauling one to the beach is a real pain in the ass. But you know what's more annoying? Taking sixteen individual Beer Chillers to the beach instead, because apparently, the ability to cool one beer is a useful thing.

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Nobody likes a rough, scratchy beard. But if your face-mane is all wiry, what else can you do aside from smear it with margarine and hope for the best? I'll tell you what, you can buy this and soothe away your straggling strands.

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The worst part about a taxi ride is the driver being clothed - said no-one ever. Still, if for some reason you've always wanted to see your cab-driver half-naked, this 2018 NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar is your ticket to nightmare town.

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Frugal alcoholics rejoice! This is here to save you money, if not your liver or dignity, as this clever little invention fits neatly onto most standard beer bottles allowing you to return to a half-drunk bottle at a time of your choosing.

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What would you do with an inflatable, 25 inch version of yourself? Would you touch its special area? Send it to an ex lover? Or would you use it as a stand in for social occasions you can't be arsed to attend?

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If your boss is getting tetchy and you need to clean up your act while retaining the trash aesthetic, why not invest in one of these Dumpsty Desktop Dumpsters to store all your office crap.

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Don't let its classic appearance fool you, for this exercise bike comes with many modern features including bluetooth smart connectivity, app compatibility and a swarm of nanobots that will consume your mortal enemies.

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When you can't put down your beer because it's stored inside a giant horn, you have no choice but to sink those suds and fill her up again. And now you can relive the Viking life for yourself with one of these

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Pinatas, just like tantrums and nappies, are not just for children. As we millenials regress ever further towards infancy, the need for adult versions of childhood favourites becomes ever more apparent. This booze filled pinata is a prime example.

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Typing these product descriptions out is hard work you know. It's often difficult to concentrate what with so many OH LOOK HULK HOGAN'S NUDES OMG. This Distraction Free Smart Typewriter is probably something I should invest in.

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The Super Nintendo is back! I mean, if you kept one in your mum's garage it technically never went away, but if you haven't, be prepared to pay an extortionate amount of money to relive all your childhood memories.

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The Xbox One X improves on its predecessor by being more expensive, and therefore better, than the typical Xbox One. Slimmer than the Playstation 4 Pro, this little tart has been touted as the world's most powerful console.

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These foot-gloves are custom-made to allow the wearer to store whatever crap you want in the soles; cash, drugs, spaghetti, whatever you want.

https://t.co/3gXhsOJSUV

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