malcolm (he/they)

#1 redbull addict

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

come back hot person at aliveone come back

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

lord let there be baddies at this bar PLEASE

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

i think sometimes i forget i am living exactly the life i’ve wanted to since i was a kid

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

i just wanna buy a boy flowers is that too much to ask

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

having a work crush is fun until you want a 27 year old man biblically

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

Personally I think this is a beautiful, nuanced end to the "do trans men have privilege over trans women?" debate

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

whoever creates a jagerbomb must have made it specifically for me

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

"i can't believe they burned down a factory" dude, they want $26 for netflix & you have to work for an hour to buy 1 bag of chips i'm amazed more buildings aren't burning at this point

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

wow it’s crazy how taking care of myself and actually processing my emotions makes me feel good about my life like wow

[frostyflip (follow my alt...) @thefrostyflip]

yall love hating israel more than you love palestinians

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

doing sets of hitting my geek bar until failure in my grandparents bathroom

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

need to get back on t i need a slutty little mustache

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

being gay is so scary like how do you flirt with boys

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

if we listening to music together and I sing the lyrics wrong ima beat tf outta u

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

can we talk about mulder from the x files i don’t think we’re talking about him enough

[malcolm (he/they) @cooluncle5]

IM BACK BITCHES

[Shru @sweaterpawsjoon]

yes i'm being too woke, yes i think women should stop enforcing misogynistic stereotypes even as a joke

[amanda @amandabb__]

chat gpt is not your friend, therapist, confidant, doctor, or anything else. please go outside.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

and was sentenced to nothing and is going straight to the white house in a week so can someone explain to me what exactly is the impact of this