“its a f$^kin’ hard hat summer, get it right”

keebler is forever

[“its a f$^kin’ hard hat summer, get it right” @coolunclejeff]

@NevadaSPCA we've been having a blast!!

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

I'm back on the road soon! Tickets on sale now for all shows here: https://t.co/4qvrsjoKtt

#demetrimartin #comedy

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Knocked Loose and Denzel Curry performing Hive Mind live together for the first time last night at a free skate park show in Brooklyn, NY.

📽️ Altpress

[Kyle Gordon @kylegordon101]

What a crazy time this was

[Origami Angel @GAMIGANG]

joining @JoyceManor, @HotMulligan, and @tigersjaw in inglewood on january 23rd! tix on sale friday at 10am.

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

KNOCKED LOOSE X DENZEL CURRY

WERE PERFORMING HIVE MIND FOR THE 1ST TIME

JULY 28TH IN BROOKLYN NY

BE THERE!

[Afroman @ogafroman]

Y’all know me…
I’ve been speaking my mind for years.
Now I’m pouring something worth talking about.
Freedom of Speech – “We Got Wine.”
I wasn’t trying to make another wine for wine people.
I made something for the people who like good vibes, good music, good company, and a cold one in their hand.
Whether you’re at the concert, the after-party, the cookout, or just kicc’n’ bacc on the porch…
We Got Wine.
I was gonna keep it low-key…
Then somebody pulled up with a can and a bad idea.
Now the whole blocc’s singin’ and I know why.
These Freedom of Speech wines are startin’ to show up where the people already gather — the spots you already know, the venues, the little pop-ups. Keep your eyes open.
And if you catch me out there hostin’ a little cocc-tail hour… pull up. We’ll raise one together.
Link in the bio or just go to https://t.co/mzZij2gRgI
Come see where we’re pourin’ next.
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#Afroman

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"Booyakasha! Check it! Zohrans Mamdanis, is you condemning 'amas?”

[Ali G @OfficialAli_G]

I iz BACK! And if u iz at dis borin wimbledore final lookin 2 get grand slammed, I iz here wif de hookup 🌱🍄❄️💊💉 dm me, especially if u iz fit.

[パルワールド/Palworld 公式 @Palworld_JP]

パルワールドを楽しんでいただき、本当にありがとうございます！

ポケットペアでは圧倒的に仲間が足りていません。
アーティスト、エンジニア、プランナーなど全職種募集中です。

パルを描きたい方、新しい遊びを作りたい方・・・
一緒に最高のゲームを作りませんか？

詳細はリプライ👇

[sincere engineer @SincereEngineer]

look at this amazing lil comic @supercoolnstuff made of us from SLC!! 🥰

portland tonight at Polaris Hall - there’s only 30 tickets left!!! grab em & come party with us!!!!!

https://t.co/sot7DVeQSP

[Blurbs @Blurbstv]

I'm pretty sure it's this dude's first mod ever, check him out!

https://t.co/OsDFFXt1Ai

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Dopamine apps are on the rise and @GKuhlenschmidt has found a new way to disgust herself

[hatGuyvideo @hatGuyvideo]

Found this on ifunny

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@michaelkosta chatted with Mitch McConnell for roughly 43.3 minutes, and he's here to tell you the senator's doing great!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

CNN's Scott Jennings discusses the extremely real conversation he had with a very alive Mitch McConnell

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

AI slop campaign ads are sweeping the nation this election season, from California all the way to "Varmont"

[Blurbs @Blurbstv]

Reviewer clearly forgot about this scene

[Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff]

🤦‍♂️

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

i love going to band practice and playing our little songs with my friends. go make music with your friends. everyone should do it. you should do it!

[Philadelphia Inquirer Sports @phillysport]

Terry Thompson lost $1.5 million on bets he placed with FanDuel.

The company gave him VIP treatment — including a personalized video message from the Phillies' Bryce Harper.