Victoria Funderburk

I like coffee, cats and everything horror

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Halloween but a Rob Zombie Halloween.

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Last night was open house at the school. We are standing in line to get inside the school. Crowded with families. For some reason Mia asks with a projecting voice. “Do Mexicans know how to say cuss words in Mexican?” Why do they ask weird ass questions at the worst times.

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Skinny Bones Jones Sean had to be threatened with no Xbox if he didn’t finish his dinner. Snack Attack Mia gobbled everything with no threats. Usually it’s the opposite.

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Trying to make banana bread and Jimothy is hella distracting.

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Idk why I thought I could eat 2 birria tacos by myself

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Once I have my garden….

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Divinyls - I Touch Myself (Official Music Video) https://t.co/ZWOJDw6vRy via @YouTube

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House of the Dragon

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If you’re not into burning hotdogs, count me out

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I signed up for the Miller Lite sweepstakes today. I have no clue what the hell im going to do with 250 beers if I win

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Ted Lasso is way better than I thought it was going to be