Max Legroom

doctors hate me

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

me at a party: you guys got any pub mix

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

And on the 7th day, God said Yummers!!!

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

The more you eat the more you toot? Now that’s something I can get behind. But the more you toot the better you feel? What a garish exaggeration!

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

*sigh* I love being the funny one...

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

Keep Calm and Love Doge

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

It's crazy how explosions are so instantaneous like what you werent gonna tell me first??

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

Bob dylan how about Nob spillin

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

I already know scissoring feel sooo good

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

Tiktok more like dick cock

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

Coffee and vinyl in los angeles

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

Oh wow...your Aloha is just so pronounced right now...

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

2025 prediction: people will start using "kewl" again

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

I miss doja cat

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

Started hitting the gym too hard and now my bicep tattoo is starting to become deformed :( does anyone have any tips for this? I can send pics too

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

The city of angels

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

I wish Instagram had a 'stop lying' button

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

Natural beauty is real beauty

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

It just doesnt feel like summer anymore

[Max Legroom @coomerconsumer]

Fuck SeaWorld