erin

hopefully laying down

[erin @cooonradt]

SUICIDE HOTLINE: [phone]

[a #savemyladyjane @onecuentaa]

rue really died without knowing nate was buried alive and bitten by a snake she would’ve loved that shit #Euphoria

[衝撃bot @minnano_dougaww]

あまりにも可愛いコミュニケーションのすれ違い
​・猫の頭突き＝愛情表現
・ヤギの頭突き＝遊びの誘い

[erin @cooonradt]

This isn’t true my dad has been counting down to this on Facebook for the last month

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

Crazy how the first Star Wars movie in 7 years comes out next week and nobody gives a fuck

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[erin @cooonradt]

That one commercial with the farmers granddaughter that’s so proud to use AI so she doesn’t ruin the family legacy farmland and she’s asking it how much water they use on the farm and the whole I’m thinking that you’re using more just to ask that…

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

It’s been many months and I’m still trying to figure out WHY TF AI DATA CENTERS NEED FRESH WATER?!?!?!?! NOT USED, NOT RECYCLED?!?! FRESH??????

[erin @cooonradt]

Last night I had a dream that my almost 12 year old cat died and I was devastated and then I woke up to him sleeping directly next to my head. I love this boy so much

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

So when did sleeping with arms become a problem?
Where should they go to not cause pain?

[erin @cooonradt]

1.5 weeks in to the new job and my trainer sends me an email saying “your grasp of the form and standards is clear and impressive.” Like yall im so excited to finish up training get into this role lets gooooo

[shill⚽️ @TakeAShilllPill]

Absolutely. means you support a rapist and a racist.

[erin @cooonradt]

“The way this medication works is not fully understood” okay why the fuck are you advertising and selling it???

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Thinking about the hockey moms that spent over a decade of their lives driving their sons to and from hockey practice and games just for their sons to grow up to become Olympic gold medalists who laugh at misogynist jokes at the expense of women

[sadie adler @stardewy_]

i’ve never once in my life opened chat gpt what do you guys have against using your brain for things

[erin @cooonradt]

Every day I get one step closer to deleting all social media

[erin @cooonradt]

The Skeleton Key was the one that got me good

[Jane @web3queen__]

I need a movie where the plot twist is so insane that I will be thinking it weeks after watching the movie

[Jenni @hashjenni]

SPOILER ALERT: if bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring will “collapse” your government, your government needs to collapse.

[queen bruv. @EustaciaLondon]

hey so what do you gain from asking chatgpt to turn you into a cartoon?

[taoki @justalexoki]

what a sentence

[𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑛 ⏾ @gh0stfacegf]

whimsy runs through my veins while rage creeps through my bones

[Julie @hoolie_r]

I grew up on A Bug’s Life, Robots, and WALL-E. The recipe for turning into an anticapitalist was all right there.