he also had a bioluminescent fish that he said was technically illegal lol him and the chem teacher would play pranks on each other so things would randomly blow up in the classroom. he’d also release his big ass python in the classroom at random to scare people.
yeah, my bio teacher gave extra credit to people who would come in and help him paralyze the frogs cus we used live ones. he said the ones in formaldehyde didn’t show the organs right.
mind you this is also the man that would make moonshine every year when we learned about fermentation, had a preserved fetus in a jar, and would do something called the “food lab” every year where he’d have things like worm cookies and rat soup
i was dating a guy and we were talking about that omelette du fromage pic and said “imagine saying that after cumming in someone?” and the next time we had sex he came in me and then whispered it into my ear and i immediately lost interest in him :(