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@Allenwade30 🫶🏻

[Cooper @cooooppp]

allen learned how to play sweet creature by harry styles on his guitar JUST FOR ME. so i guess i have no other option but to marry him

[brian @bagchasinbrian]

did you watch 1000 ways to die when you were 7 or were you normal

[📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀 @twishitposting]

Me watching the Twilight Saga in my head because I know it by heart

[Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__]

Please be sure to check your kid’s
candy this year - I just found the entire state of Ohio in a Snickers bar

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

it’s crazy that the two main weatherman responsibilities are

1) standing in front of a green screen and reading the temperature
2) surviving a category 5 hurricane

[Cooper @cooooppp]

@tay2440 True. Loves it

[femboy collector 🏔 @sannieclaw]

i would do anything to be in the room when the other try guys found out ned cheated

[kin @94chevycorsica]

and let me be clear re: try guys….. if this was a keith cheating scandal i would need to be institutionalized

[SageMerric @LucasPSI3]

not now sweetie, mommy's trying to find out if ned fulmer from the try guys really cheated on his wife

[wunderyst @wunderyst]

have I watched the try guys in the last five years? no. am I fully invested and personally very hurt by ned cheating on the beautiful lovely ariel, his wife and mother of his children? yes absolutely.

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

what the hell did Jehovah even witness

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Love On Tour. Munich. July, 2022.

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Taco Bell: try this new thing

Me: what is it

TB: does it matter

Me: no I'll take 3

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

I’m absolutely devastated for the people of America today.

Check on your friends.

Look after each other.

We’re all in this together, and the fight is just beginning.

A truly dark day for America.

[car @honeytilda]

i am prepared for many things but a 2022 version of zayn’s you & i note has never been one of them

[natalie @american_sicko]

GIVE UP.
- pregnant ladies
- folks who may be
- people who need
- seniors, even!

Thank you

[paul @paulswhtn]

harry’s house was made for the sunflower vol 6 stans I can’t explain it