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[Samuel “Snort” Beaumont, CFP @SamBeau1972]

Wtf did I wake up to #roomatespecial

[lola ₍^. .^₎⟆ @bitethatscars]

sex so bad the cuck genuinely just slits his wrists in the chair

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my grandpa got trapped in the happy wheels universe

[Cockus Flightball #QUIZNARYAN 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

White people will try to kill you if you spoil the wordle

[Victim @sementard]

Cigarettes are straight up good for you

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i lowk hate killing innocents but if the dark lord wills it that’s like my job

[Feli ✖️🌗 @TehAngryFeli]

If you die in Canada you die in real life

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

Stopped making plans for the future

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[ྀི @hrtindica]

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

[jelly ᯓ★ | SOUYO IN P4R @FROGGYMAGlCIAN]

i’ll block a bitch on the midnight channel

[fat ralph @CaptainClaood]

hi, I’m Tom! Tom Adachi! And this… Is my life! Come join me. and “Live the Dream” !

[coworker @temuchainz]

told my boss i stole a bunch of containers from my last job and he nodded sagely and said "you can put things in those"

[Louie 🍅 🇵🇸 UREK MAZINO SPOTTED ON 4F 😲😲 @tomalou46]

Bam: now that we've reached the top of the Tower, is it true that if we keep building up we'll reach the real God in Heaven?
Khun: worth a shot
Hockney: let's do it
Khun: creo que esto no está funcionando
Bam: ?האם בנינו מספיק גבוה
Hockney: what the fuck

[eve @csiirac]

i lost my son during a prop hunt game 14 years ago

[ѵιɯ @cherrymistkitty]

my playlist is calling

[harvey @harveymeal5guys]

zooble dragging gangle back into the zooble box for round 3 now that the family friendly filters are down

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

ultimately i have to be gay

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I just imagined a world without SpongeBob. I’m gonna throw up.

[hope @deardochas]

Picking the love of your life up from the airport probably feels soo good