CoOp Costumer Team

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@SmoggyDarnSarf Don’t flatter yourself love, I wasn’t asking for an invite!

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@ch98978389 @drcjjackson ….and with that we knew in an instant that dad was, in fact, a teacher. 👏

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@JesusAltube @drcjjackson It’s starting to look a lot like we’ll be selling lots of bags of salt soon.

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@SmoggyDarnSarf I bet your fun at parties!

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@hestaprynnmusic Oooh yess. Little Mix were a brilliant group so it’s great they are now enjoying decent solo careers.

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@SmoggyDarnSarf @jessphillips Do keep up! 🙄

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@HUncaring That’s @DavidLammy , dat man got rhymes.

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We are rapidly converting the back of our stores in to Co-Op Moonshine Bars. With a “circuit break” lockdown about to be announced we will provide our customers with the opportunity to drink and socialise all under the auspices of popping to the shop.

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@AndrewWilliaaf @darrengrimes It’s over subscribed! We will launch our community health service soon; GPs on every checkout. Shop and cough!

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@MarcCorbishley Straight to the underwear section every time.

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@Dina_Shakti We have a buy one get one free on venison; it’s not too deer!

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@BorisSupporting Jimmy Saville? Just saying!

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@DerekCassidy15 @philiplickley @duckford10 @tomhfh It says more about MSM. #ScumMedia

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@Dad_At_Law The other 25% is finding the end of the sellotape!

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@JaneQuaife Is this a H&S hazard spotting picture?

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@theory_based Isn’t 16 the age of consent?

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@71_here Ladies love grey joggers season. 😛

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@bag_o_chocolate

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@jaxwax04 I checked with our children’s’ team and they said next time ask “do you need the toilet”. This one, I’m afraid, is your fault.

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@DnalOBrien2 That looks like a recruitment fair for Extinction Rebellion.