Mike Cooper

Nike shoemaker. Dad. Blues fan. St. Louis City SC fan. e-sports historian. NUFC!

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@ZachIsHere ….. we are trolling random people on Twitter… let’s be honest with ourselves and admit we are all the weird ones #oneofus

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@TaylorTwellman @SportingKC @MLS @stlCITYsc @AppleTV That ref might have made this rivalry 100% legit now. Felt more like an old Wimbledon vs. Millwall game lol

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@Gladd You would fit in well in the Netherlands

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@hornekerjustin Also the timing on his runs. And being late instead of early to the plays in the box. Can’t teach instincts like that

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@Gothalion

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@PaulTassi Watch the second episode again. Ahsoka and Sibeens relationship/ apprenticeship mirrors Anakins and Ahsokas from the beginning of clone wars perfectly

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@musaseka17 School tomorrow

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@Professorbroman Golf tee

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@Wrexham_AFC Let’s go!!!!!!

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@chriskerber @OBClarkSTL @FulhamFC Is the Michael Jackson statue still there?!

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@hornekerjustin Champions league with NA teams is the best bet. FFP rules are broken “in a good way” for women’s teams that are part of a top flight men’s club. That’s the bank you want to try to pull from if you want a club cup. Concacaf has a terrible history with organizing anything

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@PaulTassi But does it have gambit?

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@ManagerTactical No Cafu? No Roberto Carlos???

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@ManagerTactical Probably right. Or maybe Vega

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@ManagerTactical Don’t be upset. He was never coming to MLS. His sexual assault investigation that ended with Nike dropping him is why he will never play in this country.

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@MLS_Buzz You must not have done your due diligence on Neymar’s sexual assault investigation. That’s why he will never be in the MLS

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@Professorbroman Rhombus

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@hornekerjustin And he also sexually assaulted a Nike employee. Idk why we want him here.

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@USMNTOtaku @DudePerfect do your thing!

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@MLS @LeaguesCup Lolololol