Rumtastic Adventurer

I like Rum! You might walk the plank! I love people and the human condition. 🇺🇸 🌎☠️ Comedian! (Self-proclaimed). Rights Matter!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@MrGrimone1 @GRIMMBrother68 Dang it...this is amazing! Wish I would have thought of it first!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@CAgovernor You have never really fished in your life! Let socialist government take over your state? You should know better atleast by now!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@RepNancyMace He's still live somewhere.....

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

Burn! 🔥 🔥 🔥 😆

[Andrew Ireland @AndrewIrelandIN]

Oh, was it something I said? 😂

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@GavinNewsom If you didnt do anything wrong then why are you so scared about it?

[The SCIF @TheSCIF]

Did the Obamas pull The BIGGEST CON ever in American politics?

Why do the Obama's children look nothing like them and why are there ZERO pictures of Michelle Obama pregnant?

This alone tells you everything you need to know.

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

One day we will all notice! One day! 😆

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@elonmusk I agree outside of the constant barrage of entities l!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@Sachs0420 @Pixie1z I know right! That dumbass!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@MrGrimone1 Its a time machine limousine! Tornados included.

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@MattWallace888 Is there a Marilyn Manson concert going on nearby?

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@MrGrimone1 That's heartbreaking!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@Beckka112233 Legitimate conversation!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@ITSFLATDUMBASS You have the burden of being a dumbass.! Its not on me. Im halg retarded.

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@ITSFLATDUMBASS its not flat but, thanks for bringing up a dumbass idea!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@ITSFLATDUMBASS Sounds nice but.....

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@SVanducci Stop jewing. Its unbecoming as a man...

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@RobSchneider @SenRonJohnson Been laughing at your comedy for years!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@ITSFLATDUMBASS @Sage3525 Its round!

[Rumtastic Adventurer @CoopDizzler]

@Sqbear Let me get a piece!