Cooper the Bobtail Cat

Rescue cat. Amputee. My human is better than your human. (@scatteredmom)

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

I accidentally scratched the human really badly. To show her I'm sorry I am sitting close by, giving her loving head butts.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

Annnnnd after a long time with no laptop, I am back. The human finally got another.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

The other day I sampled a bit of the human's milk when she was distracted. So now I sit next to where she sets her mug, hoping for the opportunity to steal more.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

Sleeping in front of the fireplace. *stretches*

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

The humans have given me a whole bunch of toys and I don't know what to play with first.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

The human gave me some fuzzy orange round thing that OMG SMELLS LIKE CAT NIP.

Must. Chase. It.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

MUST. ZOOM. ALL. THE. ZOOMS.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

Let's wake the human up at 4 am with a noisy toy, and then when she's finally up go hide and sleep somewhere.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

Now she is petting me with tuna scented hands.

I may have accidentally bit her. I was dreaming of tuna. #tunawatch

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

I have positioned myself on the couch to stare at the sandwich.

Could one of you distract her for a minute? It would be helpful.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

The human let me taste some canned tuna. I am now trying to use Jedi mind control to get her to share her sandwich.

IT IS NOT WORKING.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

I wait until the human has JUST scooped my litter box and then I use it.

Nothing better than a perfectly clean litter box.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

I'm consoling myself by attacking this thing she calls a bag. It smells like cat nip and has treats inside.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

The human has shut the door to the place with all the hidey holes, dirt, bugs, and fun things to hide in. (like the the car) She says it makes the house too cold.

I'm despondent.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

I checked on her often to make sure she was okay, and meowed at her to get out, but she sat and read a book.

Humans are weird.

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The human sat in that large bowl in the bathroom filled with water and smelly stuff. I was so worried about her, but she said it was okay.

I don't think so.

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Happy #InternationalCatDay! This cat enjoying a bit of fish is from a copy of a wall painting from private tomb 52 of Nakht, Thebes by Nina de Garis Davies 🐱🐟

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

The human came home smelling like dog.

I ignored her for awhile.

[Cooper the Bobtail Cat @cooper_bobtail]

Human brought home a new @JacksonGalaxy toy. I looooves it! https://t.co/X5Yev0aZP9