Cooper Davidson

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

F this.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Taylor Swift is so powerful that she now has Fox News finally admitting climate change is bad.

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

he didn't like philadelphia
and i was always fucking sunny

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

i hate smoking with paranoid bitches what do you mean the nightman cometh

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

ok he going crazy on it

[Dr. Crud (smells great) @RaptorBreath]

1st day as a poop coach. wish me luck!

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Thank you Reddit

[brooke @stroznuts]

in 2003 my mother staged a photoshoot with me in the front lawn on our cul de sac so she could take pics of the aftermath of a domestic kerfuffle that ended with a wife throwing her husband's things out on their lawn (and later burning them)

[RAMSEY @rumsey_lol]

Oh, you smoke weed?? How about you go weed a book

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

south dakota is the only state with two words making up its name

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Me: don’t worry officer it’s medicinal

Officer: sir that is a bottle of Tito’s

Me: *lunges for his Glock 19*

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

They’re rounding everyone who ever smoked pot up and executing them tomorrow at 9pm :/

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

#Shohei

[MØRG∆N//T∆YLØR @morgvntvylor]

Dropping acid at Disneyland all by yourself, handsome?