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Sc: Cooperkey1 You can most likely find me with a beer in my hand.

[Cooper key @cooper_key]

Quit doing everything for people who don’t appreciate it.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Paul Skenes baseball.

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@MikeyOver1 @MikeyOver1 the trust is always there! You the goat 🐐

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Quick trip done lost its fucking mind. Charging $8.52 for a can of snuff. There better be gold in it.

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Probably got a double bogey on this hole.

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@RowdyDecker That’s the best. I can blame my shitty golf game on the wind.

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Anyone wanna play golf tomorrow?

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Last year was a blast and I’m so excited to be headed back. See ya in T-minus 10 hours red river.

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Every time.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me: ok, i'll go out for happy hour, but I'm definitely not getting crazy

4 hours later:

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You pretty much have to be heartless these days.

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Should @kage_69 get this fresh cut?

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This whole not being able to sleep shit is wack.

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I always say I’m going to bed early and end up staying awake until 1am. The struggle in the morning is actually real.

[jacob pokluda @jacobpokluda]

@cooper_key Did it all for you big guy

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@jacobpokluda You also shot like a 57. Show off

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If you don’t drop the F bomb at least 20 times on the course did you really even play golf?

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Anyone trying to golf today

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What’s a man gotta do to find a decent woman these days. Asking for a friend.

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If anyone is interested in getting a bookie feel free to dm me and I will get you hooked up.

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The cowboys stress me out so much.

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Just had some random person add me on Snapchat and they asked what I looked like so I sent a picture and they deleted me. I hate my life 😂😂