Cooper's Momma

Stuck somewhere between Hell and Hallelujah❤️

[Cooper's Momma @cooper_momma]

@KoeWetzel @MrDaltonDomino @ParkerMcCollum @TristonMarez @WilliamCGreen

[Dani Revord @DaniRevord]

I had a miscarriage last night and the first thing I had to do was Google if I broke a law.

I didn’t even know I was pregnant. I was 8 days late.

Just, uh, sit with that for a second.

[Elizabeth @lizloveforeve]

Having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

Whose bed have your crocs been under

[Cooper's Momma @cooper_momma]

@JesseBarbosa8 @lyssschmidt A rapist. Obviously.

[Tan Tannnnn @halltanner13]

I think a tattoo will make me feel better

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

The scariest person in the world is a mother fucker who found out how to do it on their own.

[Chriss @texaschriss9]

I will forever stay single. Ain’t one single person worth the drama. ✌🏻

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

Are you sure you are needy?

Or do people have you convinced that expecting the bare minimum is “to much”?

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

3,450 pounds of garbage were left behind on Lake Tahoe after 4th of July weekend, which is over twice the haul from the year before. "Patriotic" Americans leaving behind thousands of pounds of trash for environmentalists to clean up is a perfect metaphor for our country's future.

[Cooper's Momma @cooper_momma]

@heybecka Going to see @thorofficial 😘

[Cooper's Momma @cooper_momma]

@KatlynnKaminski I support it

[Tan Tannnnn @halltanner13]

Her body, her choice. This country ain’t as “free” as they tell us. I said what I said 🤷‍♂️

[Cooper's Momma @cooper_momma]

@KatlynnKaminski Fort Worth/:

[Tan Tannnnn @halltanner13]

Tattoo therapy is well overdue

[Cooper's Momma @cooper_momma]

@halltanner13 Yeah but like can we start tomorrow?

[Cooper's Momma @cooper_momma]

ISO wedding date for 5/28 and 6/12

[Jim ©️ @jimpeterson99]

ISO wedding date, this can be a temporary or full time position

[Cooper's Momma @cooper_momma]

It’s a freaking #PNINATORNAI @pninatornai y’all I’m sobbing🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Took me 3 years, but she is officially Hallie Ray Light McCollum!

“As long as old men sit and talk about the weather”

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

men who don’t give head aren’t real men 🗣