Cooper Carriger

@godslobbyist told me to change my bio: this apparently a @pbsnewshour and @bensplatt fan account with a side of subtweets and shit my mom says.

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

I know she’s a villain, but also she is me?

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

@CBSNews This comment section is absolutely delusional.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

OMG

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

It’s so nice dating someone with higher airline status.

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

@TayClark10 But not “God Help the Outcasts” from Hunchback of Notre Dame?

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

I think my boyfriend chews loud just to get a complete overreaction out of me.

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

In all of first class rn it’s gay men, white women, and one straight man. Where are we going?

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

@SueannaSmith3 You’re fucking kidding. It’s tweets like this? It’s this elitist spew bs, rather than getting off your phone and talking to someone not in your circle and maybe in your family.

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

Fever dream

[Conner Hafen @Conblob]

A lot of people aren’t gonna like the version of the Democratic Party that emerges out of this I fear.

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

Alright. It’s time for us to come together #dinks, one of us has the take the bullet and procreate for a voter. #Election2024

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

@BarackObama thinking of u today bb

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

@KamalaHQ bring back Cooper the White House Intern!!!

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

@claudiamconwayy His injector should be euthanized? 💉

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

I am more upset about dem politics than the C5 hurricane barreling towards me with no flights out for 48+ hours

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

Keep forgetting my Boyfriend deleted tik tok and there’s so much great/horrifyingly uncomfy pride content to share. 🌈

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

@XfinitySupport makes me want to harm myself AND others.

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

Neighbors are going to be so happy I’m moving, bc they won’t hear my scream/singing of Faith Hill every day.

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

Bf doesn’t understand why I’m upset my local ACE Hardware guy is retiring.

[Cooper Carriger @coopercarriger]

Currently packing and can’t believe I’m going to have to label a large box “arts/crafts”. Pandemic got me good. 👨‍🎨