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[Cooper Warner @Coopercw10]

@melzmizzybizzy This is exactly how I feel. I am 29. Many people (especially older women & my mother) keep telling me I don’t need to decide yet. It’s decided! But the contrast between those having/ had babies and me feels stark.

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@lekimgym https://t.co/kKTAeAbuTQ

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@lovedropx https://t.co/kKTAeAbuTQ

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@CharlesCMann @caityweaver https://t.co/kKTAeAbuTQ

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@DylanoA4 https://t.co/kKTAeAbuTQ

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I don’t care if people look “skinnier than ever” I don’t care!!! Are they happy? Dear god are they happy?

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@daniela0spector Beautiful piece!

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They have so many of special interests at hobby lobby

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When Flavor Flav is infinitely more tactful than our president

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

I wanna give a special shout out to MGM Resorts,,, many people offered to help the hockey team,,, but when I said I wanted to include ALL women who earned medals from the winter games + USABS,,, they didn’t hesitate and stepped up to be REAL partners with 100+ rooms. #SheGotGame

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@basilYam I was talking to a friend and had a quick flare of defensiveness when a tricky subject came up. I apologized and my friend said “your response has everything to do with you and nothing to do with me.”

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adding REI to the list.

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Every time I go to Trader Joe’s I prepare myself like I could run into one of my ex-boyfriends.

[Cooper Warner @Coopercw10]

Q: can you be shocked in a positive way?

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After YEARS of yearning I am now the proud owner of a pair of perfect red cowgirl boots. I cherish them. My bf said it could be any early Christmas present <3

[Cooper Warner @Coopercw10]

Look at the degree(s)!

[Dr Daisy Dixon @daisyldixon]

“just look at the degree on that chick”

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I just finished the LOTR series and truly one of the best stories ever told

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THOUGHTS ON #TaylorSwiftEngagement

https://t.co/pDVZaFEwJi

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It’s easy to be in a weird mood when your toes are cold.

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I got stung by a bee. This is an outrage. Bees you better lawyer up.

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‘Tramp stamp’ is a crazy term

[Cooper Warner @Coopercw10]

I’ve seen a handful of tramp stamps in Vegas and I’m kinda into it.