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Dexter has to be one of the most overrated shows ever

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@11_Millertime @notakloo @SharpFootball @BradyEast2 agreed. Impromptu ones are there but coaches are so against it not enough guys even think about trying it https://t.co/hOIva2FNk7

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@NickTaddei05 @11_Millertime I’d be happy to add a good player.

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Top 5 R&B songs of all time
1. If I ever fall in love (original version)- Shai
2. Yo (excuse me miss)- Chris Brown
3. Touched by an angel- Charlie Wilson
4. Say goodbye- Chris Brown
5. U got it bad- Usher

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@rob2doorsdwn Khabib..don’t get me started on that rat

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@AdamCSRMarkley Vegas really fucked up. He should have been -500 at minimum

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UFC KING. If you need locks you know who to call

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Conor Mcgregor to win by KO -160 is the bet of the CENTURY. Cerrone will get murdered inside 2 rounds

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What a beautiful Sunday morning. The UFC king checking in how is everybody?

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Conor Mcgregor to win by KO -160 is the bet of the CENTURY. Cerrone will get murdered inside 2 rounds

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@rob2doorsdwn delete this now. Never seen Five guys so disrespected. SHAKE SHACK??

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@11_Millertime I’d swap Kobe and LeBron, swap Kareem and steph, this list is a top 11, and I would love to know where a 6’5 Brian Miller would have been on this list

Also have fun in the Poconos. I love you

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@Smurst Ummm literally any casino in the country that has legal sports gambling

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Conor Mcgregor to win by KO -160 is the bet of the CENTURY. Cerrone will get murdered inside 2 rounds

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@11_Millertime @NickTaddei05 since you love football so much I’m sure you know the only reason the eagles have a Super Bowl ring is because your boy got them BUTTA FINGAS

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@11_Millertime can I still count Antonio even though he’s the worst human ever?

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#FuckPete #BricksAndMortar @petedahue

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@11_Millertime going to tell me kids this is Brian Miller if he was 6’4

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@PeteDonahue Sean Rodriguez is the worst player in the MLB.

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@11_Millertime no shit he wrote it I feel like I’m talking to a wall. Half of comedy is the presentation of the joke he can’t do half of it in my opinion

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Jerry Seinfeld has never made me laugh