cooper

he/him | smooth brained

[cooper @cooperjshea]

Therapist: “…and so what do we say when things get hard?”
Me: (scooby doo voice) “RUT RO RAGGY!”
Therapist: “no”

[The Morally Corrupt Jay Resnick @scary__girl]

pirates when they take over an enemy ship:

[James @CaucasianJames]

i know it’s early but i found my dude of the week

[cooper @cooperjshea]

@Dash_O_Sass Oh hell yeah, I’m so gonna listen to some My Chemical Romance in algebra

[cooper @cooperjshea]

Life hasn’t been the same since the queen left… #hopelesslydevoted

[cooper @cooperjshea]

@TomBrady can you buy me a gaming PC please? 🥺

[cooper @cooperjshea]

If i said this 300 years ago id be shot dead point blank in the town square.

[cooper @cooperjshea]

King Charles the Third? More like King Poopy the Turd! 🤣🤣 #RIPQueenElizabeth #KingCharlesIII

[cooper @cooperjshea]

King Charles the Third? More like King Poopy the Turd! 🤣🤣 #RIPQueenElizabeth #KingCharlesIII

[cooper @cooperjshea]

@TimeWizardMcNut Okay! It makes me more aerodynamic!

[cooper @cooperjshea]

@TimeWizardMcNut Oooh is it good to be a stinky boy?

[garlic gerard @phantomparades]

am i absolutely stoned or do you guys see them in this garlic bread

[cooper @cooperjshea]

This one really got me…

[cooper @cooperjshea]

😔

[cooper @cooperjshea]

Maaan all i gotta say is im no artist, but i CAN draw conclusions ✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻

[slouch @47slouch]

MUSIC VIDEO DROPPING 2.22.22 DIRECTED BY @WillRyanMedia

[cooper @cooperjshea]

@Aliciabrancato Bruh ngl this is a bad take

[cooper @cooperjshea]

You know what, I’m gonna say it: FUCK Punxsutawney Phil. Im sick of this little squirmy mf runnin around giving us the word on the weather like mf ur NOT a meteorologist you’re a fucking rodent.

How about go tell us what kind of dirt we need to grow corn, cringy ass mf.

[cooper @cooperjshea]

You just know mfs still out here like “sO Do wE geT SiX mOre WeEks Of WiNter or nO?!🤪”

[Jimmy McDonalds @TimeWizardMcNut]

@cooperjshea is having a party rn

[cooper @cooperjshea]

@Aliciabrancato What can i say 🤭