Ser Humfrey Beesbury

Board Man Gets Paid

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

Aegon Targaryen Rankings
1. Aegon V The Unlikely
2. Aegon I The Conqueror
3. Aegon III The Unlucky
4. Aegon II The Magnanimous
5. Aegon IV The Unworthy

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

Listen, I named my son “Sir”, so you gotta call my son “Sir”. That boy already knighted. He ain’t even out his romper.

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

“Do you fools listen to music? Or do you just skim thru it?”

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

Imma start pulling y’all’s cards. Y’all don’t like rap fr.

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

She was 30 when we sexed, I was 21

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

@ch3ck_n0rris @Don_Lako Adding “teach tape” to my Rolodex

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

“What we doing Coop?”
“We running it back! What have I done other than that?”

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

The streets won’t forget how you lit the league on fire before injury 🕊️🕊️

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

Luka Dončić stepback variety '25-26

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

@Medhoops This is why he’s the GOAT

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

This is the first year since the 2006 finals (7 year old Coop discovering basketball) that I genuinely didn’t mind either finals team winning the championship.

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

I still have cold sweats about what happened to my 2023 Bruins

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

I never got a copy of the newest rules. Apparently the title of the book is called “Fooling Fools”.

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

Whatever names you call me, I’m that if you say so

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

God made me with a left hand, I cannot do everything right

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

“You worried about Mayweather?”
“Well, to me, it’s warmer in July so I’m not really worried about the May weather.”

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

Alaba was robbing us blind but still love him

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

“I never cried when Pac died, but I probably will when Hov does.”

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

“Managed to finally get a hit that let you run a base, niggas sought you out at first, you need him, so you out at home now just like a double play.” YALL NOT HEARING HIM

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

How do they say they got classics if it’s shit that you never revisited?
And if that’s some shit you revisited, then why is he the boss of the business?

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

@Pacotaco08 Princess is amazing

[Ser Humfrey Beesbury @cooperofcaleb]

2028 I need an alternative rock Drake album

[WHAT'S THE DIRT? @Whats_the_dirt]

I can’t stop listening to Janice STFU lol it’s causing problems in my relationship 💀