Trevin Cooper

The means justify the end

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Everyone’s a big fan of moving fast and breaking things until things end up broken.

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Whiskers tell cats if they can fit through a hole.

How do the whiskers know how fat the cat is?

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The list of NORAD responsibilities I’m familiar with:
1. Tracking Santa

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Back in my day we had classy brain rot.

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@BillyM2k Was ChatGPT-5 in charge of the scaling on that chart?

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The software is now crashing no more than expected.

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Go kart, but for planes

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What do you mean, I already have a decoration.

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Kohl’s management getting passive aggressive

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Act calm the snowboard can sense your fear

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Just got asked by a homeless person if I use PyCharm for developing. I told him I use VS Code and he scoffed.

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Thinking about getting a motorcycle. Anyone know if this brand is good?

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Haters will say it’s AI

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More headlines like this, please

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I started the ski run with so much potential

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Flying back into LA like

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“You live in a place where the smartest thing you can do is live in a van.”

-my father

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Are we allowed for it to be 2025?

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I’m a bit worried how quitting my job is going to look on my performance review.

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Skiing is really just braking with style.