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do not go nightly into that good gent

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Meat bread potatoes milk 5G

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Snail Mail

Precious cargo;
Escargot. 🐌

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Mr Kipling is dead

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chewing

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Pies are what happens when you’re busy making covered flans.

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I have just seen an advert for pork

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loose leeks sink soups

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I used to date someone who would regularly tell people, 'I don't smoke, but I do smoke *up*!' She said it maybe a dozen times that I saw; it was hilarious drug humour. Also she did smoke, so that bit didn't really work.

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I’ve written a poem about the pandemic that rhymes nurse with biodiverse it’s on my wall check it out

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Seriously considering surfing the web.

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I wish I was an apple, a-hangin’ on a tree.

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brake the altars

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He watches every YouTube timelapse video and comments the same thing: ‘Surprised they managed to do that in 20 minutes.’