Cooper Johnson

ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

NYC plane emoji CHI

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Happy 12th birthday to the Queen, Stella. Vet told us she had 6 months to live 1.5 years ago. She said fuck that I still have birds to bark at, snacks to steal from the kids, and late night gambling sweats with me while everyone else in the house sleeps. A true champion of the mutts

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

@Outlaw_CowboyFB Would not mind a new RB on a 5-year rookie deal either

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

@nfldraftscout 1. Carter
2. Young
3. Anderson
4. Stroud
5. Witherspoon

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Bullpen catcher, Daniel brought the luck of the Irish for todays game. 🍀

#ThisIsMyCrew

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Got it done.

#ThisIsMyCrew

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

Thanks @pardonmytake for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 17,491 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/CjAkhnnAg9

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

@0rca07 Ok

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Please enjoy @suzuki_seiya_sb's destruction of a baseball.

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

@Zeee_Dee @PFF First good Cowboys mock I’ve seen

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

@sully7777 Burks:

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

How are people blaming Slayton for this? was a horrible throw https://t.co/aywdy4yMQq

[Nick Stellini @StelliniTweets]

Oh man

[carl @CarlsBeef]

What happens if I drink bleach

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

As pissed as I’ve been and shitty as it all is the 2015-2020 core Cubs we’re easily some of the best years and memories of my life. So, a big thank you for that forever.

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

Aaaand I’m depressed

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: The Mets are finalizing a trade to acquire shortstop Javier Baez from the Cubs, sources tell @JeffPassan.

The deal is pending medicals.

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I miss Anthony Rizzo

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

Wtf

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

The #Cubs today acquired minor league LHP Bailey Horn from the White Sox for RHP Ryan Tepera.

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

@cbkrm4 @AFlawInTheCode @Marcus_Mosher Lol if anything that’s a testament to how explosive he is. Having a 4+ YPC average while nothing there to inflate it. Speed isn’t explosiveness

[Cooper Johnson @coopjohnson21]

@PFF_College I like Moore but Jets best weapon was in the slot last year as well