Brandon

Fan of shitty 80's comedy.

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Has to be said. Hawai'i makes Utah look like a Chevron dumpster.

[Brandon @cooplexd]

"Look on the bright side, there's nowhere but up from a canyon in hell."

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Is it possible to eat a few Rold Gold's and not, at least once say "these pretzels are making me thirsty?"

[Brandon @cooplexd]

@wafflehouserfc Never got to tell you congrats! Welcome to the 801. Too bad there's no Warriors' rugby, but maybe it will be back? Haha

[Brandon @cooplexd]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😶😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don't know what community FFDP thinks they're in... But it isn't End It's. Fuck outta here

[Brandon @cooplexd]

It's wild how much you come across, what I imagine is piss, dotted on the floor right in front of a urinal. Just wild. How do you miss? Can't imagine what some people's personal bathrooms look like.

[Brandon @cooplexd]

"You can't spell failure without U, R, A."

[Brandon @cooplexd]

@JazzePinkman Meanwhile, baiting refs into foul calls just isn't a problem that needs a real solution.

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Sign the petition to stop Moana Pasifika from sinking.
https://t.co/VqAvJIeVGN

[Brandon @cooplexd]

In Utah, you will see a dumbass going the wrong way only to do a U turn and go the wrong way down another way.

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Why in the hell is there not a pineapple flavored diet @drpepper?

[Brandon @cooplexd]

@wafflehouserfc That is what we call, a "boomfa."

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Hey @FOXTV nobody gives a fuck about that shitty Animal Control show. You better not bench Bob's Burgers. If you bench it, it will tell me all of you pricks don't wipe your ass properly. Up to you...

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Davis and Weber county have the shittiest variety of places to eat.

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Mortal Kombat II was good. #shinfo

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Sound advice

[Brandon @cooplexd]

So fuckin excited for this show. Gonna be wild.

[Brandon @cooplexd]

@jessicaxfoard Tell him thanks for inviting me

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Fuck off piss knights! Up the Mammoth! #Tusksup

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Fuck yes Weegs! #tusksup

[Brandon @cooplexd]

Woooooo! Fuck off piss knights! #tusksup