Josh Cooper

“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.” - Mark Twain

[BBRC Official @BBRCOFFICIAL]

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[Steady Stack @SteadyStackXYZ]

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[Nite Mrkt @NiteMrkt]

New single "Freddy's" now available on #spotify #itunes and all those other streaming services. Give it a listen if you're into #downtempo and #house - #MayThe4thBeWithYou #GoodFriday #NewMusicFriday

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[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I want @BernieSanders to quietly walk out onto this stage and five-point-palm-exploding-heart all these hollow beasts. #GOPDebate

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

What I'm hearing so far: tax breaks for the rich, more people losing health insurance and more talk about war. This is not what we need.

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

I'd watch the #republicandebate but if I wanted to see monkeys throwing shit at each other I'd go to the #zoo

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

Just saw two groups of #HasidicJews get in an accident on the #WilliamsburgBridge. One was in a Honda Odyssey. #cantmakerhisshitup #NYC #BK

[SecretFormula @SecretFormulaNY]

Congrats on the winning tweet, @coops_scoops! You got 2 tickets to June's #SpoonsToonsandBooze! @nitehawkcinema #STB https://t.co/IQw61nLOyc

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

My wonderful tweet won me some free movie tickets! Thanks @SecretFormulaNY - Grandpa's penis never lets me down #NitehawkCinema #BK

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

@SecretFormulaNY Hey Arnold's!Grandpa - his head is shaped like a penis. So sexy. Exhibit A:

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

@thepost15 haha thanks cuz - come visit soon

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Photos: Wave of anger after Ferguson grand jury decision http://t.co/4ALl64gOPK

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

Why would you destroy and steal from your own community? Why are you ignoring the pleas of #MichaelBrown's parents?

[Larry King @kingsthings]

Concerning the lack of an indictment in the #Ferguson story lets wait till we see what all the evidence the grand jury saw #FergusonDecision

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

Choppers all over Manhattan. Subways are fairly quiet #nyc #Ferguson

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

Why can't interviewers read my experience like GoT titles? Joshua Cooper, Marketer of Emails, Coordinator of Accounts and Alumnus of WVU.

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

Remember remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder, treason and plot. I know of no reason the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill #ElectionDay

[Josh Cooper @coops_scoops]

The only thing #Baylor is gonna catch is AIDS... 'Cause they're getting raped #wvu

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Sorry to miss the first day of screening for Ebola at JFK airport, but excited about all the panic!