Cooper Shawver

[Cooper Shawver @coopshawv]

Frankincense and myrrh? Why didn’t they get this baby something he’d actually end up enjoying like a Nintendo Switch 2?

[Cooper Shawver @coopshawv]

Listening to The Fray in the airport terminal, I know my eyes are looking shiny to the NPCs.

“Mom why is that main character crying?” A little boy asks.

“Sorry son we’ll never know we’re NPCs,” the mom replies.

[wes s @SchattenWes]

We’re the token Americans rn #Australia

[wes s @SchattenWes]

Can’t afford Corona in Australia #Australia

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Jack Flaherty has shut the Mets out for six innings in Game 1 of the NLCS. The Dodgers have not allowed a run in 30 innings. The record for consecutive scoreless innings for a team in the postseason is Baltimore in the 1966 World Series with 33. What a run for Dodgers pitching.

[Cooper Shawver @coopshawv]

Immediately anti Bills for their use of this horrible meme…

[MereKat @MereKatKat]

GO *and I cannot stress this enough* BILLS

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

I’m 6'5" and actually played baseball. The fact I went to college and got a degree and worked hard might be lost on you. I don’t play backgammon but I do play chess. I could also twist you into a pretzel.

[Dom Samangy @DSamangy]

good ballpark, in my opinion

[Cooper Shawver @coopshawv]

BRO the nba is so damn corny I swear Ant 😃😩😤🤯🫣😒

[David M. Rubenstein @DM_Rubenstein]

I'm breathing again...MLB just unanimously approved the deal! @orioles, the Next Chapter has begun! Go O's!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

COOP GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!

[Cooper Shawver @coopshawv]

@DavisShowell COOK HIM

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

GO CRAZY BALTIMORE

[Cooper Shawver @coopshawv]

Jfc I love this team 🥹🥹😭

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

All about that energy.

[Cooper Shawver @coopshawv]

@drmataya Liberty Dream u171

[Cooper Shawver @coopshawv]

@webistics22 @MElias Babe wake up, new orioles meme template just dropped

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Hit a double, hit the sprinkler

[Cooper Shawver @coopshawv]

Send Austin Voth down I’m literally begging @Orioles