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[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

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Deadass have a friend who posted on their story that they almost got into an accident... they were still driving mind you. Who tf cares that you almost got into an accident if your ass is on your phone while driving... ts deserved at that point. Continue to FAFO.

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@Sentimitski It is cruel and selfish to fulfill your want for children knowing you cannot adequately provide for them; Whether that be emotionally, financially, or both. Children who grow up visibly poor are also subject to bullying more often than their peers.

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@MrBeast No yumi? No rotten mango? No boze?

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Mind you some of your favorite delivery drivers are the type to be rude to service workers and often times sit around 5-10 minutes after receiving your order to see if another order drops at the same location, and will wait if one does-sometimes 20-30 minutes.

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Sorry but not sorry your social anxiety does not constitute you shoving your phone in my face.

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Dear delivery drivers, if you are rude to me you will be waiting an additional five minutes (or more) for your delivery.

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Stop relying on apple pay. Not everywhere has it, and the places that do have it- some work out of third party systems that frequently stop working.

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Praying that i contracted a tape worm and some fucking deadly virus

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Went to a seafood boil on thursday to celebrate a friends birthday... i have been feeling sick since. Like my tummys turning.

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@YumiMain tell ur honda fit gang member to get out the taco bell line im hungry

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Chat is it okay to be upset that he ditches our plans to go into work on my only day off?

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@iwifysom @a_hafez12 @jacksonhinkle Boyyyyyy if you dont shut up 😭 dick riding isreal is CRAAAAZZZYYY

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Unpopular opinion: i love this update- it makes it so much quicker to add songs to specific playlists. Honestly, yes green heart is missed, but efficiency was buffed by a quadrillion percent for people who enjoy making playlists.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this had to be the worst spotify update ever

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@DJMonopoli I mean a big part of the internet is trends. Copying a video verbatim is honestly sad that you lack so much creativity to even turn it into your own content. As for thumbnails many are similar because its what people click.

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You look at twitter porn to masturbate.
I look at twitter porn to find women who have boobs like mine so that i can learn to appreciate mine.

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GUYYYSSS TEHEHEHEHE

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Some of my tweets are so good... yet here we are... no likes 💔💔

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Asian blood type theory is actually crazy. Like genuinely how tf do they know. How are the so accurate.

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Bro called me "rape-able" and said he wanted to rape me because im a "high-value woman"... dawg 1. None of those words are in the bible, 2. Ew, 3. Ew (again), 4. You have a wife and kids and i turned 18 THREE days prior to you saying that to me, 5. Virginity does not equal value