Cooter's Beard

Not an official account of anything. Just a beard.

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I might as well pin this one

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I’m not watching but that doesn’t mean I’m not still laughing

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Yes I know it's actually "Noel," but I said maybeeeee...

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I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do... about this list

[ABC News @ABC]

For the seventh year in a row, Olivia and Liam are officially the United States' most popular baby names, according to new data released Friday by the Social Security Administration.

The annual list, compiled from Social Security card applications submitted at birth, offers a snapshot of the names parents across the country chose most often in 2025.

Read more: https://t.co/W2miO7TH0L

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@charlieo_conn I think I know the reason

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That just triggered some Matt Carle PTSD right there

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TOO MUCH MANTHA

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I'm back, baby!

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I'm growing

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Breaking out the good stuff for luck

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Sidney Crosby just took a bullet for America!

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@dieworkwear This worked well in the early 50s, right? RIGHT?

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@kattriolo @travieballin26 Probably

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@RealMamaEagle This is giving me new hope for this garbage heap of an app! Yes!

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@Aximili_Isthill @RealMamaEagle Me too

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@sammyberrios12 @RealMamaEagle Nobody should ever make fun of his name

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@RealMamaEagle 👀

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@ginisimov I’ve had movers before. You stand in the corner with anything you don’t want them to touch and anxiously watch them pack up your life. They are ruthlessly efficient and it makes you feel useless. Just stay out of their way and everything will go great!

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@Hector394888836 @NHLFlyers Bend over and I'll show you

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Happy birthday to me.