miss girl

[miss girl @coourtnney]

is pizza cardboard really cardboard?

[miss girl @coourtnney]

at the airport pacing and glaring at my gate

[miss girl @coourtnney]

ALL CANS SHOULD HAVE A PULL TAB

[miss girl @coourtnney]

@MannyBanany can openers & “rabbit” wine bottle openers are two gadgets i’m okay with never mastering

[miss girl @coourtnney]

why have we, as a society, not dialed in can openers yet?

[miss girl @coourtnney]

women should be able to claim moisturizer as a dependent on their taxes

[miss girl @coourtnney]

this Menards is a fever dream with two levels, second level strictly lights and a woman playing the piano

[miss girl @coourtnney]

it’s not easter if the whole car doesn’t reek of mac and cheese

[miss girl @coourtnney]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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i miss being able to send a singular emoji in a text and it having its own little bubble. it’s not as cute when it’s a big ass head floating in space like F off with that

[miss girl @coourtnney]

@GOsunkwo lol u said handy

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Him: you better not be a cunty koala when i get there
me:

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i really just want the bird back

[miss girl @coourtnney]

*opens teeth whitening box while drinking red wine*

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warm alohas

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watching old episodes of the crocodile hunter is my therapy

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@alec_weise wrigley