Heather

I'm worth a million in prizes

[Heather @cooze]

Just gave a grown ass man (older than me) candy as he trick or treated by house without costume lol (he was polite)

[cj- @cjnieI]

When you ask gays what their Halloween costume is

[Heather @cooze]

I like that the term ‘AI slop’ is what we’ve collectively agreed on

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

she did it omg

[Heather @cooze]

At the park, a solo teenager just loudly complained the swings were all taken (my 3 kids occupying them), and eventually asked my 5 year old if he could have a turn lol (we all got off immediately and he talked loudly to someone on speakerphone)

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Think it probably bad for our brains to continuously see every bad thing happening on earth within minutes of it happening

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

JD Vance's secret service has been knocking on doors in the Cotswolds and asking people for the names of everybody living in the house and details of their social media.

Several people refused.

[Heather @cooze]

What’s the deal with airplane headphones (do you bring corded ones? Do they provide these? Does it cost $?)

I haven’t flown in a while and need someone to tell me how to prepare 🥹

cc @AirCanada 😩

[Heather @cooze]

‘Caught’ my kids ‘experimenting’ with ‘bad words’

(they were whispering Shut Up to the baby, who wasn’t even making a noise mind you lol)

[Heather @cooze]

I love finding another weird mom in public. My baby was screaming and this cool person came over with their stroller and said they can scream together (and we chit chatted better than any other forced parent interaction) so wholesome

[Heather @cooze]

There’s a @McDonaldsCanada nearby that hosts a craft table/activity every Wednesday 4-7.
Endless craft supplies, the worker is doing such a great job and the kids love it! You can tell he is “lovin’ it” too (so am I) lol — HQ get in touch so I can share his name/store.

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

You're telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

[Heather @cooze]

Last night my toddler said randomly “we should keep her” (referring to her new baby sister).
Which turned into a string of jokes/scenarios about ‘selling’ or ‘renting’ the baby, until we all started chanting “money, money, money!” 🤣

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

flashmobs coming back.. recession indicator

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

Girl the tariffs

[bobby @bobby]

it's straight up slightly nicer to be alive when there's a big HBO show airing on sunday nights and everyone is watching it. the government should fund that show. it's actually so important.

[Heather @cooze]

@LiamFennessy_ @PatrickWLN 😅

[Heather @cooze]

Toddlers are funny, they will have a legit meltdown because they can’t open more than one advent calendar door, and the next moment declaring ‘this is the best day ever’ cause they found some day-old goldfish crackers.